Sex is Awkward actually started in 2008 when I went through a series of unfortunate sexual experiences. I thought it would be hilarious to preserve these as comics for all time in a recipe book a friend had made for me. So next to the BEST recipe for banana bread you can find a story certain to make you lose your boner. For years this was a running joke but only in 2013 did I find myself thinking seriously about awkward sex. With five more years of notches in my belt I was ready for battle.

However, there’s only so much sex one person can have… so I have turned to friends and strangers to gather their awkward but hilarious experiences! You, dear reader, can also submit them here. I will bring them to you every HUMP DAY (Wednesday) until my hand falls off and I am no longer able to masturbate.